Why LA sucks

Hollywood is a breeding ground for assholes.
Egos get as big as Billy Corrigan's.
Skinny girl, eat some more food.
Muscle man, you look like a fucking freak.

Hollywood is a nice place for the weekend.
Not a place for a nice person to live.
Movie star, no one likes you.
How'd you learn to be so fucking mean?

Take me home, sweet West Bay
Big women, Stinky's Peep Show.
This Thursday Glamour pussy and some New York band

Los Angeles- Über Alles
Or at least that's what they like to believe

Take me home, sweet West Bay
Big women, Stinky's Peep Show.
This Thursday Boobzilla flattens out Dick Tokyo

Ouch! Charlie bit me... and that really hurt!

This kid is adorable. And his dog is not bad looking either

He got mad because I commented on the size of his penis.

We put the "hit" in Hitler!

Right before this picture was taken, Jake told me that he wanted to put it in my butt... I wish I was kidding.

Choo choo

4th of July!!!

This is a nice flower that I found outside of my garden... I think it looks nice

These are the party people!!!!

This is my niece lily. She takes after me

We're buying a condo!!!

Well let me just say that buying property is not that hard at all. I don't know what people are talking about when they say that it's stressful. We went out on Sunday and found a place, we put in an offer for it on Monday, and by today (Tuesday), we got it! How easy is that? We're pretty stoked on it. It's a 2 bed/2 bath in Costa Mesa... walking distance from Detroit Bar and Avalon- where they serve free PBR on Wednesday nights and sell Miller High Life in a brown bag. I don't have any other pictures than the one in the link for right now but I'll keep you all posted.

Easter Trip

This trip was pretty fun. Sarah and I went to my home on Oahu to celebrate my neice's (Lily) birthday. On Thursday, we went to the aquarium which was pretty cool. There were giant clams, Hawaiian monk seals, and jelly fish.