Why LA sucks

Hollywood is a breeding ground for assholes.
Egos get as big as Billy Corrigan's.
Skinny girl, eat some more food.
Muscle man, you look like a fucking freak.

Hollywood is a nice place for the weekend.
Not a place for a nice person to live.
Movie star, no one likes you.
How'd you learn to be so fucking mean?

Take me home, sweet West Bay
Big women, Stinky's Peep Show.
This Thursday Glamour pussy and some New York band

Los Angeles- Über Alles
Or at least that's what they like to believe

Take me home, sweet West Bay
Big women, Stinky's Peep Show.
This Thursday Boobzilla flattens out Dick Tokyo